Playing guitar, ceramics, hiking, glass blowing, juggling, gooning cooking, gardening, mowing the lawn

Please be respectful Please be kind Please don't demand Please spread love

Mr. Snail is stay at home trophy husband who loves to show off his body. He's bisexual and very open minded when it comes to sexuality, if it's about sex he's probably into it. He loves consuming his time with hobbies such as playing the guitar, hiking, and creating art with whatever he can. Mrs. Snail is a bit shy, straight (sorry ladies, but always sexually adventurous and loves being stretched out. She loves to garden and grow as much food as she can and is an excellent chef. We are deeply in love with each other and love the life we are building together through all of the ups and downs. Both of us have a passion for being outside and love being naked, love jam bands and music festivals, and of course love making new friends. We have always have had the shared fantasy of swinging, but have found that it is more about others seeing us be intimate than sharing each other with others, both of us enjoy pumping, and share mmf fantasies

White Lotus, Fallout, Euphoria, What We Do in the Shadows, American Dad, Bobs Burgers, Rick and Morty, The Office

We love being spoiled and receiving toys! If there's something you want to see us play with don't hesitate to buy it for us https://www.lovense.com/wish-list/08bh

Mr. Snail: Monday - Friday from 9am to 1pn est Mrs. Snail: Whenever we have time together